I don't like the implications they're giving me.

Tonight is going to be great. I can feel it. I get to see my kids and my people. I know what you guys are thinking. "Pfft, Carmen, why are you so excited about this? It was just a week of camp." No. That was the best week I had over the summer. I love those kids. It was over before I knew it. I mean, my cabin was next to Phillip and Tyler, how could that not be the best week?

"And they have to deal with all the imaginary stuff. Like, rogue unicorns."

Andrew, thanks for the candy.


--Carmen